Warning: Linguistic Sacrilege Ahead :)

Yeah, if there's a hell for people who love bad puns, I'm so going there. (Course, if that "sins of the father" stuff is true, I was damned the day that I was born. My dad is the bad-pun master.)

But anyways, we had the day off of work today, and I still have the stupid cold, so I decided to cook fake-chicken soup. Veggies, water, wheat gluten, and seasonings, all that you need to make...wait for it...

Seitan on Christmas.

Shame on me, and happy holidays!