I should be studying...of course.

But instead, I am wasting time with my Random Surrealism Generator. Life is better with coffee and things that don't make sense. (Unless, of course, you are being tested on things that don't make sense...and you've been drinking too much coffee and you can't concentrate. Not like I've been there personally...at least not more than 4 or 5 times...)

So yes, words of wisdom from the RSG:

Ten deceitful microwaves, hanging on the rottweiler; ten deceitful microwaves, hanging on the rottweiler; and if one deceitful microwave should accidentally enhance a sword, there'd be nine deceitful microwaves, hanging on the rottweiler.

Think about that for a while...