Why I Like Getting Mail

I like getting mail because I have a cute mailman. Who wears camo pants. And who is not afraid of my dog, even when she is in full-out psycho mode. I think I am in lust...

Now, the astute reader may notice that the above image is not, in fact, my dog. (I question whether it is even a dog at all...) I swear, however, that it is what some people see when they look at Loki. (It's OK, they're just wusses.)